dicksplit:

Stop being selfish 🎤😥
Make the bottom cum 🎤😫⛲️

silvarant:

damn girl you shit with that ass?

xenosagaepisodeone:

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck 

c3po:

so the whole bottom and top thing is real. i just assumed everybody took turns. i thought we all cared about equality 

papatulus:

gotta say one thing. John Green was absolutely RIGHT about cock